Royal Dreamers T-Shirts

Dog looks in mirror and thinks: 'I'm Anastasia'

"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."

Swimming with dauphins

Casle with smaller castle outside for the dog.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bubbly

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Little Princess.

"It is we."

Quantum Psychic

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Awkward First Dates

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Sleeping Beauty

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Sinking with your heart

'I screwed up royally!'

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'