Princess Dreamers T-Shirts

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

24 hour film processing - "Don't worry Cinderella, one day your prints will come."

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

Objects may appear fairer than they actually are.

Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your hair.

Shepherd and eurydice

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Concert Pianist.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Little Princess.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Sleeping Beauty

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Define fair."