Royal Dreamers Mugs

Dog looks in mirror and thinks: 'I'm Anastasia'

"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."

Swimming with dauphins

Casle with smaller castle outside for the dog.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bubbly

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Little Princess.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Home Sweet Home

"It is we."

Quantum Psychic

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Sinking with your heart

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'Romeo and Julietta'

'I screwed up royally!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'