Royal Daydreamer Mugs

Dark Thoughts in Buckingham Palace

Shepherd and eurydice

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bubbly

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Little Princess.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Sleeping Beauty

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Hot Air Balloon

Sinking with your heart

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

"Define fair."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'