Royal Daydreamer Gifts

Dark Thoughts in Buckingham Palace

Shepherd and eurydice

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bubbly

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Little Princess.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Sinking with your heart

Hot Air Balloon

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Sleeping Beauty

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Define fair."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'