Royalty Daydreamer Gifts

Decisions...Decisions.

"Yes, winning the lottery has gone straight to his head."

'Ahhh. Nothing like a hot soak after a day of kissing princesses.'

'I found this frog whistle under her mattress!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Bubbly

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Sinking with your heart

Awkward First Dates

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Hot Air Balloon

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Can we move over there?'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

The Wishing Well

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication