Regal Dreamer Gifts

God save the Queen.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Bubbly

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Here be dragons.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Painting taking root...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cosmonaut

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

The Big Tipper

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'