Regal Dreamer Gifts

God save the Queen.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Here be dragons.

Bubbly

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Painting taking root...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Cosmonaut

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

The Big Tipper

Dragon and Dragoff

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I'm starting to think stripes."