Royal Dreamer Mugs

'According to this genealogy website, I'm 60,765228th in line to the throne!'

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

'I'm looking for a kingdom that is a fixer-upper.'

'Try to think about something else.'

"Prince Rupert wants an imaginary friend. So go find him one."

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Bubbly

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Little Princess.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"It is we."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Painting taking root...

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Rainbow Quartet

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."