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"And to think he started in accounting."

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'Hey, we can't ALL be King!'

'Let's just say, Sire, that the moderates favor abdication.'

'I still think you're lucky -- sitting in the corner isn't much of a punishment for TREASON.'

'You need to address your intimacy issues, Darling.'

'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!'

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bubbly

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"It is we."

Home Sweet Home

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I screwed up royally!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Next in Lion

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

In/Out

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Ahh, shade."

"We've got a problem."

~ S.O.S.

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."