Kingdom Dreamers Gifts

"And to think he started in accounting."

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'Hey, we can't ALL be King!'

'Let's just say, Sire, that the moderates favor abdication.'

'I still think you're lucky -- sitting in the corner isn't much of a punishment for TREASON.'

'You need to address your intimacy issues, Darling.'

'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!'

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bubbly

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"It is we."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I screwed up royally!'

Next in Lion

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

In/Out

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Ahh, shade."

"FREEDOM!!!"

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"We've got a problem."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I spy something blue."