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And the rest is history.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Lady of the bath...

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It is we."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Next in Lion

'I screwed up royally!'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Angel Music

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'