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'It's working! It's working! Keep rolling and we will eat like kings!!'

Shepherd and eurydice

Counting ribs

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Mr. Right!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Bubbly

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Little Princess.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."