Royal Feast Dreamer Gifts

'It's working! It's working! Keep rolling and we will eat like kings!!'

Shepherd and eurydice

Counting ribs

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Bubbly

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Little Princess.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Rainbow Quartet

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'