Dreamer Of Feasts Gifts

"As long as you're awake, how about a midnight snack?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Scary Face at Window

You are what you eat

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

T is for Turkey

"Room for bigger presents!"

Santa's Nightmares

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"Thanks Giving."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

Christmas food.

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

"I love this time of year: She celebrates Hanukkah, he celebrates Christmas, and I celebrate all the holiday food that gets dropped off the plates."

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'