Dreamer Of Feasts Gifts

"As long as you're awake, how about a midnight snack?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Scary Face at Window

You are what you eat

T is for Turkey

"The fire department ruined dinner."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Santa's Nightmares

"Room for bigger presents!"

"Thanks Giving."

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

Christmas food.

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

"Carrying around all that extra white meat isn't good for your health."

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"