Kingdom Wanderer Pillows

"The clerk will call the roll."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Now that's an afro!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Pigeon Little

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'The Burrito King.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Push for Disco...

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'I screwed up royally!'

Coronavirus world

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

See you at Charing Cross!

In/Out

"I know. I miss him, too."