Kingdom Explorer Pillows

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

'The government wants to know why you have stopped paying taxes, Mr. Wilson.'

"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'The Burrito King.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Travelling

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Blue Stockings

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

I love the Shard

'Check out the old dude.'

Introducing Piza Island.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Desert Island Mishap