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'Since discovering Richard III buried under a car park, we've had to re-evaluate what we know about him. For example, we now believe he was not a hunchback.'

The key to the kingdom bookshop

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I hate it when we fight."

Dog in Daisys

Screen Time vs Book Time

The intellectual.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Cactus seats.

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Lounging by the pool

"Barb's such a fast reader."