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"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

"I understand that your chakra may be 'out of alignment', but can we check first if your broken arm might be causing your pain?"

I love Yoga

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Show off."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"All the celebrities come here."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

Id/Ego/Superego.

I think therefore I am.

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

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