Karma Sutra Explorer T-Shirts

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

The discovery of electricity...

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'It's an antique!'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Professor, this changes everything."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Id/Ego/Superego.

I think therefore I am.

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Banana Yoga

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

This is your brain on cartoons

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Caveman bathroom

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

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Third eye

'Business is booming...come in.'

The Invention of Reading in Bed.