Karma Sutra Explorer T-Shirts

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

The discovery of electricity...

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'It's an antique!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Professor, this changes everything."

Id/Ego/Superego.

I think therefore I am.

Banana Yoga

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"Oooh... bacon!"

This is your brain on cartoons

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Caveman bathroom

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

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Third eye

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

'Business is booming...come in.'

Fire first discovered here B.C.