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'See - I told you so.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Quantum Psychic

The discovery of electricity...

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'It's an antique!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"Oooh... bacon!"

When bored, we board

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Starbucks Siren

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Caveman bathroom

Third eye

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Fire first discovered here B.C.

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'Aren't you being a bit insensitive professor...'