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'See - I told you so.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Quantum Psychic

The discovery of electricity...

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'It's an antique!'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

You have the worst spring breath.

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

When bored, we board

"Oooh... bacon!"

Starbucks Siren

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Caveman bathroom

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Third eye

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Fire first discovered here B.C.

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'Aren't you being a bit insensitive professor...'