Karma Explorers Pillows

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

reincarnated worm...

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Great, now we're lost."

At the poetic justice fair.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

Third eye

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Your karma will catch up with you!

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

'Cup match or not, Sir, you'll just have to cancel this afternoon's game . . .'

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

I love Yoga

'I have to say I had a different impression of what Reiki is all about.'

Revenge of the Watermelons.

"Often, I'm not comfortable with the pack mentality..."

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'