Karma Curious Pillows

Chamaeleon at doctors - 'I'm worried about my karma.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

reincarnated worm...

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

At the poetic justice fair.

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

Psychiatry visit.

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Your karma will catch up with you!

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

Persons of Faith

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The central processing unit is on strike. How does one negoitate with a central processing unit?'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

"Try one ? they're malicious."

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