Karma Curious Gifts

Chamaeleon at doctors - 'I'm worried about my karma.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

reincarnated worm...

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

At the poetic justice fair.

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

Canary Heaven...

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Psychiatry visit.

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

Your karma will catch up with you!

Persons of Faith

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

"Try one ? they're malicious."

'The central processing unit is on strike. How does one negoitate with a central processing unit?'

"...And then I forgot where I put my memory stick!"