Karma Observer Gifts

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

reincarnated worm...

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

At the poetic justice fair.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Psychiatry visit.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Persons of Faith

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Your karma will catch up with you!

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'