Karma Questioner Gifts

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

reincarnated worm...

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'Where were the wise women?'

Ostrich Curoisities

'No, but thanks for asking.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

At the poetic justice fair.

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"What's it all about?"

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Psychiatry visit.

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'