Karma Believers Gifts

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Tiny Mouse Hole

"Well, you certainly were right about the power of prayer, dear!"

"Before I was reincarnated I was a mailman!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

reincarnated worm...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

At the poetic justice fair.

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Psychiatry visit.

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

Canary Heaven...

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

Persons of Faith

Your karma will catch up with you!

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"Try one ? they're malicious."

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'