Karma Conscious Gifts

Psychiatry visit.

reincarnated worm...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

At the poetic justice fair.

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Canary Heaven...

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'Well, of course you're having an identity crisis - your T-shirt has no logo.'

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

Persons of Faith

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

"Try one ? they're malicious."

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

Poor old Goopta -- He came up here to live in harmony with the universe, and a meteor got him.

"When I found out I couldn't take it with me, I left it all to charity."

'Hi! I just moved to the next mountain - may I borrow a cup of Karma?'