Karma Conscious Gifts

Psychiatry visit.

reincarnated worm...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

At the poetic justice fair.

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'Well, of course you're having an identity crisis - your T-shirt has no logo.'

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Persons of Faith

Your karma will catch up with you!

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

"Try one ? they're malicious."

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

"Well according to this you're sat in my wealth corner."

"When I found out I couldn't take it with me, I left it all to charity."

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

'Hi! I just moved to the next mountain - may I borrow a cup of Karma?'