Karma Contemplator Gifts

'...I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. What drives me nuts is how all the good things always seem to happen to people I can't stand!'

"Do you believe in karma?"

reincarnated worm...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

At the poetic justice fair.

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Psychiatry visit.

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Your karma will catch up with you!

Apocalipsis

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Persons of Faith

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."