Karma Keeper Gifts

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

reincarnated worm...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

At the poetic justice fair.

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Check your conscience, Senator?

Librarian.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Psychiatry visit.

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Introducing clean conscience products