Karma Balancer Gifts

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

Woman Juggling Emojis

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Workaholics Anonymous

'He has a learning disorder.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'Because we're your peers. We have the same job title and salary as you. That's why you shouldn't tell us you're an underachiever.'

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

Student wrestling with life issues.

"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."

'If stocks are up, bonds are down. If bonds are up, stocks are down. It's life's Yin and Yang.'

"When I found out I couldn't take it with me, I left it all to charity."

"With the help of Workaholics Anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

"Can someone take over here? I have to go to a parent-teacher conference."

'The stress is killing me...what price can you put on a WASTED life. . . and what about the impotence?'

'Marriage is sharing, Carol, so I'm happy you earn twice as much as me.'

Worried too much/Worried too little

'Every 'creative accountant' needs a muse...'