Life Rebalancer Gifts

"With the help of Workaholics Anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Yoga To-Do

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

Woman Juggling Emojis

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

Money mangagement see-saw.

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

"May her soul rest in peace."

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

"In this game you graduate college, get a good job and take care of your parents in their old age...my dad bought me the game."

Student wrestling with life issues.

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."

'The stress is killing me...what price can you put on a WASTED life. . . and what about the impotence?'

"Can someone take over here? I have to go to a parent-teacher conference."

"That 12th step is a doozy."