Life Balance Enthusiast Gifts

Happiness: Regular and ecstatic

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Yoga To-Do

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Your resume looks great

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

Money mangagement see-saw.

"You're entitled to ten sick days, five personal days and four complete do-overs."

'I take it you're looking to some extra hours!'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Life-Work Balance.

'I'll get to your project as soon as I'm caught up.'

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'When we lost market share, my first thought was to work eighty-hour weeks, diversify, and get back in the game. Then I had a better idea.'

'And our family friendly policy means your children can work here too.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'

Hanging the Wash at the Circus.

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

"What do you mean the company's been relocated and the building demolished...?! That must have been some nap!"