Balanced Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

"You don't have any time? Try fitting Taoist sex into your schedule."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

"Chef took the liberty of removing all the additives."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Academy.

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'We've decided to split the Caesar salad.'

"Would it help if I ate a salad?"

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'Another diet - are you trying to get rid of me or what?'

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

'So what's eating YOU?'

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'