Balanced Living Advocate Gifts

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"You're too sedentary."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You won’t need refills."

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Cyclist

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

An apple a day.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'