Balance Advocate Gifts

Think outside the job

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Kitchen Tetris

"I feel your pain."

'He's maturing early.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Washing Line Walker

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

Laptops

Treading a fine lion.

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Good to see you back at work.'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Football party

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"It's not what you think."

"Take. Your. Time!"

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Speed Bump Ahead.

Life-Work Balance.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."