Nature Balanced Advocate Gifts

"It surprised me too - I was told it hung over the Greenbelt."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Privates Beach"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

Government a la Carte

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The sea 2050.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."