Balanced Lifestyle Enthusiast Mugs

"You don't have any time? Try fitting Taoist sex into your schedule."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"Chef took the liberty of removing all the additives."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Academy.

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

'We've decided to split the Caesar salad.'

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."

"Would it help if I ate a salad?"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

'Another diet - are you trying to get rid of me or what?'

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

'So what's eating YOU?'

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

Nutrition Note: As a result of eating more sensibly, the wee folks are no 3/8 inch less wee than they were a generation ago.