Life Balance Seekers Gifts

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"At this office no two days are different."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

...The computer says you can handle 20 more work

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'Long shift?'

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Woman followed by devices.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

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