Life Balance Seekers Gifts

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

Where your mind & battle are los

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"At this office no two days are different."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

...The computer says you can handle 20 more work

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

'Long shift?'

Woman followed by devices.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."