Life Balance Analyst Gifts

The Braggart

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Crap from the future.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Yoga To-Do

Modern Life Blues

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"Very funny."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"Honey, I'm home."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"I had a hell a time choosing which wine went with your unrealistic expectation of me."

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

"He looks so natural."

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'