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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Crap from the future.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Yoga To-Do

Modern Life Blues

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

"Very funny."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"Honey, I'm home."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"I had a hell a time choosing which wine went with your unrealistic expectation of me."

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"He looks so natural."

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'