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I like worms --- I just don't know if I want to make them my life's work.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Yoga To-Do

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'That's it?'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

"What if this is all there is?"

"Can't you see I'm busy? You'll have to make an appointment with my secretary here."