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An excessive workload was beginning to take it's toll.

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Yoga To-Do

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"He gets his best ideas that way."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'