Balanced Life Advocate T-Shirts

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"You won’t need refills."

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Work Out.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Cyclist

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

An apple a day.

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."