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Early-bird, Night Owl and Midday Pigeon.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Money mangagement see-saw.

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

Life-Work Balance.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

Academy.

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Popeye Switches to Kale.

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

Hanging the Wash at the Circus.

"I just needed some 'me' time."

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Would it help if I ate a salad?"