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"I must warn you, the last patient I advised to give up wine, women and smoking died of boredom."

Where your mind & battle are los

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"At this office no two days are different."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

...The computer says you can handle 20 more work

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'Long shift?'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Woman followed by devices.

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel