Lifestyle Balance Seeker Pillows

"I must warn you, the last patient I advised to give up wine, women and smoking died of boredom."

Where your mind & battle are los

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"At this office no two days are different."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

...The computer says you can handle 20 more work

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'Long shift?'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Woman followed by devices.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."

'If you want to spend more time with your family, have them apply for jobs here.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel