Lifestyle Balancer Pillows

Candies and diet pills

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

The company made me cut out smoking, booze and red meat, so I asked myself, what am I working for?

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Golfing Boss

Work Parfait

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Born In Captivity.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"I feel your pain."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Office pics on dinner table.

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.