Balanced Lifestyle Advocate T-Shirts

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"You won’t need refills."

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Cyclist

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

An apple a day.

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'The doctor said that exercise could add years to my life. He was right. I feel 10 years older after that!'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."