Balanced Lifestyle Advocate T-Shirts

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"We need to walk."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"You won’t need refills."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"You're too sedentary."

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Cyclist

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

An apple a day.

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Fat cat running on treadmill.

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'