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Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You won’t need refills."

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

What's really in junk food...

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

Cyclist

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

An apple a day.