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Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"You won’t need refills."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Cyclist

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

What's really in junk food...

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

An apple a day.