Balanced Life Advocate Pillows

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"You won’t need refills."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You're too sedentary."

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Work Out.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

An apple a day.

Cyclist

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.